Curse you both!

Curse you Heroes! You have consumed me with your sci-fi gimmicks, your clever plot twists and your insatiable nature. Curse you!

And curse you Netflix! You offer instant gratification, allowing this consumption to take hold of my being, infecting me to my very core.

Curse you both!

...I'm sorry, forgive me. Please don't be mad. Please give me another dose. Come on... just on more... *click* *click* ...ahhh. That's the stuff!